April 2011
1 post
My last post was over a year ago.
in was in 2009. I just felt like posting something again because I’ve been looking at stuff on here more often lately. … even though only Beth will see this. You are the only one of my 7 followers who still gets on here lol. :)
August 2009
4 posts
hahahaha.
mliaverage:
Today I changed my friends computer wallpaper to a screenshot of his wallpaper and hid all icons. I was still laughing hours later watching him struggle to open Office. MLIA
Ha. haha. I'm loving this HP stuff.
mliaverage:
The other day my teacher said an assignment was due on September 1st. I told her that I would not be in school that day as I would be leaving for Hogwarts. She said she would look for my essay by owl then. I never knew she was so cool. MLIA.
I'd give him at least $5. I mean, come on. That's...
mliaverage:
Today, I was walking in Chicago and I saw a hobo who’s sign read “my parents were killed by Voldemort, and Dumbledore doesn’t believe me. Help me raise enough money to buy a wand and defeat He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.” Guess who got a dollar? MLIA.
So.
I haven’t been on in forever. But since I’m back at school now, you know what that means! Proscrastination! YEAH!
July 2009
2 posts
bahaha. I do this. ... don't tell.
mliaverage:
Today, my mother told me to fold the clothes in the dryer since I had some spare time. I told her the clothes were still wet and restarted the timer. The clothes were dry; I just didn’t want to fold them. She believed me. MLIA
June 2009
22 posts
Not My Name.
Rachel! I finally figured out what the guy is saying in the background of “Not My Name” … (well, thanks to google and yahoo answers haha).
The guy’s part is:
“This song was in my head, now it’s in my mind, call it reach it get some words and get some timing. And though I realize, I cannot emphasize, I’ll stick around but just don’t promise,...
mliaverage:
Today I saw someone I knew in a store but I hid behind a rack of clothes so I wouldn’t have to talk to them. MLIA
haha. : )
mliaverage:
Today, I heard my brother watching Pokemon, he’s 17 years old. I got up really loudly to see if he would turn it off if he heard me. He did. MLIA
baaahahhaa. That’s funny.
This is why my room is such a mess. Now you know.
mliaverage:
Today, I tried on a shirt. I didn’t like it, so I went through the rest of my closet looking for another shirt that I liked. I tried on everything until my floor was covered in shirts. I ended up wearing the same shirt. MLIA.
What the crap?! eww!
fmylife:
Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML
mliaverage:
Last night, I was really hot in bed, so I took one leg out of the covers. Then I got scared because it was too dark and my leg felt unprotected from somthing hiding under my bed. So I put it back under the blankets. MLIA
baaahaha. I do this all the time too. MLIA is so much better than FML. ha.
I do this all the time. haha.
mliaverage:
Today, I went to go to the bathroom in my house. Before I went, I quickly hit back the shower curtain to make sure no one was hiding behind it. There wasn’t. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, I came up to some automatic doors, and there was no one around. While they opened, I spread my arms, so I felt like I was telekinetic. A woman saw me, so I made a fake yawn and pretended to be stretching. MLIA
It's amazing.
how much more time I spent online when I actually had stuff to do. Now that I have nothing to procrastinate (like school work) I don’t feel the need to always be online.
… actually I lied. I’m only doing this to put off taking all the pots and pans out off the kitchen cabinets and putting new liner down.
May 2009
17 posts
Thurrsday
jessicacoker05:
Amy and liza are on their way here to hangout before I have to go to work! So excitied we have the house all to our selfs!!! we are going to eat pizza and watch a moive.. anyways..Amy got lost coming to my house.. I love her to death but I am soo buying her a tomtom gps..lol!! they are here later gators!
: ( Don’t make fun. I just got turned around backwards. ...
1 tag
Tumblarity.
I really don’t like this whole tumblarity thing. It’s like tumblr is trying to pressure us to Post more! Get more followers! Increase your tumblarity!! Be popular!!! It’s like myspace, ugh. What happened to the pressure-free, postwhateveryouwantwheneveryouwant tumblr?? I don’t want to be reminded everytime I get on that I have nearzero followers and low...
Why do little kids automatically put everything in their mouths?
eric halvorsen
elizabethcarol:
fyeaharttm:
bassist of a rocket to the moon. stone cold fox. on a scale of awesomeness, he was rated a 13 out of 11. has dance moves you’ve never even seen yet. hits notes not even god can reach. is wild in bed, often to referred to as a hurricane. “yo girl, you see that eric halvorsen? boy is a stone cold FOX” (from urbandictionary.com)
wow. thats insanly accurate. hero...
I'M DONE!!!!
rachlblackmn:
No more Sandhills! (except for the grad. ceremony on Sat.) yay!!!! I’m extremely excited about this summer. Next week my cousin Katie comes down and then the next week I’m going to Maryland!!! Then it is pool time with friends and work (I know that doesn’t sound like fun, but hey, I make the money) I can’t wait to start this summer!!!! YES!!!
yeeaaa. pool days : )
oh! and...
I used to want to be a psychiatrist.
This is exactly the kind of thing that made me change my mind:
“Today, one of the psych patients I work with on a locked unit looked into my eyes and told me lovingly that I reminded him of his sister. The sister he killed after he raped her. FML”
The Office.
haha. Beth you are so funny. This made me laugh after this stressful day and even more stressful night : / . Thank you! lol.
elizabethcarol:
Yes I love The Office the show, but this has nothing to do with that.
I am sitting in my parent’s office on my mom’s computer because mine has been broken for a while. This is the office that I am refering to. I am realizing that I am waaayy...
Ditto.
elizabethcarol:
I hate boys.
April 2009
41 posts
“Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was...”
– baahaha. Don’t be ashamed. (and yes, I’m super bored and am reading FML).
“Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little...”
– the worst way to break up with someone. That’s awful.
This weekend.
This one might be long…
I got to go to the beach!!! yay!! with Cameron. to only my most favorite place in the whole wide world, the Law’s beach house, aka The Sea Bitty or Biddy? : ) There is just something about that place that makes me feel good inside. No stress or problems exist for me when I’m there, and that’s the best feeling ever.
And it brought back so...
since i havent posted..
“& OH! we didn’t fight, not even once.” WOW. I think that’s the most amazing thing I have ever heard. Good for you guys. Seriously, I’m so proud of y’all. haha. I wish I was there to see that…
lizadanielle:
a real blog lately…here we go;;
So my weekend was pretty chill i supppose. Friday i went with my mom and megan to ruby tuesdays &...